A1: The Picayune Dispatch is the only news you'll ever need. Those other "news" sources are too wrapped up in facts and stuff. Don't even bother with them. If you think some real news has slipped past our crack team of writers and editors, you're probably wrong. But you're welcome to ask us about it anyhow. We can make up a story on almost any subject.
Q2: Dude, why?
A2: The truth needs to come out, even if only by chance.
Q3: Is this for real?
A3: You are really reading this aren't you? That's good enough for us.
Q4: How often will The Picayune Dispatch be published?
A4: Publish? That's so old school. Our crack team of writers and editors will be constantly seeking out real news stories that matter and they'll be posted here, like, whenever.
Q5: Do you used real names?
A5: Yes. And real quotes, too. Although, quotes are often taken out of context or modified to fit the story. The Picayune Dispatch is purely fictional, any similarity between stories found here and real events, persons, or places is only to enhance the parody value.
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